Godzilla to Attack Singapore Next
Posted on Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Topic: Local News
by Kway Png
Following the blackouts, floods and internet disruption over the
past week, Singaporeans are betting that they will next be attacked
by Godzilla.
Wah lau eh, said Bukit Gorblok resident Ker Nah Sai, in a typical
response to an informal TalkingCock poll conducted at the kopi tiam
below our office. Flood lah, blackout lah, cutting off
communications lah
I really wen be surprised if we kena hit by a
meteor or Godzilla attacks us.
Godzilla? added fellow coffee drinker Lim Koh Pee. We oreddy got
plenty of dinosaurs wrecking the country. We elected them a few
months back, mah.
However, the ruling Peoples Action Party said they were taking
action against all the recent disruptions. Said spokesman Gerry
Mandhir, As our name suggests, we are all about action. When
Singaporeans mention us, they always say were very action.
According to Mr. Mandhir, the first action they will take is to
blame things on another country, and then silence everyone
criticizing them for drawing first world salaries while failing to
be sufficiently prepared for third world disasters.
In semi-related news, the internet disruption
has led to families finally spending time with each other, lower
blood pressure amongst subscribers to the Straits Times
Interactive, and people having real sex for a change. The Gahmen
has pledged to return things to normal as soon as
possible.
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